Showing posts with label Viewing Obsessions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Viewing Obsessions. Show all posts

September 28, 2012

An "Avengers" Analysis

 
I'm not normally into super hero flicks...
but "The Avengers" is a new fave.
 
It's funny,
it's action-packed and exciting,
and let's not forget...
 
the eye candy!!!
Oooh, a pair of handsome Christophers!
 
Anyway, enough with that shallow stuff.
Let's talk about something deep and meaningful here...
 
the hairstyles.
 
My favorite character is the bad boy, Loki.
Having said that, his hair looks like
Mary Tyler Moore stuck her finger in a socket.
 (Loki is not amused.)
 
His brother, Thor, on the other hand,
looks like a model in a Pantene Pro-V commercial.
He's is pretty smug about it.
 
Natasha's bad-ass bob:
The red-with-black reminds
the viewer of a real black widow.
 
Then there's "Cap" and his perfect cap.
 
Hawkeye's hair looks like my 6 year-old son's.
 
The Hulk's salt-and-pepper hair, on the other hand,
gives him a rather distinguished look, don't you think? :)
 
Here's what I want to know...
why in the heck does Tony Stark have every hair
in place each time his helmet is removed!?
Shouldn't he have squished-down helmet hair
instead of that fluffy, styled coif?  Is there a hairstyle
button built into the rest of the suit's gadgets?
(Why was this not on the bonus features?)
 
Then there's Nick Fury...
who thinks this is a horrible topic.
 
Anyway, back to the Lok-ster.
My favorite hairdo of his is actually
in "Thor" when his usual slicked-back do
is all messy when he's fighting the frost giants.
(Yes, I know how incredibly dorky that
just sounded, thanks.)
 
And that extended scene when he looks like a Disney prince. :)
This collage is from HERE.
 
Who is your favorite
"Avengers" character and why?